Kadafi is Alive

Today I read that Kadafi is dead. I don't believe it for a minute. Not because the rebels are lying, I believe they killed someone who looks like Kadafi but they couldn't have gotten the real one. Why, you ask? Because the real Mumar Kadafi lives in Budhanilkantha, Nepal and hangs out in a street cafe all day. I swear to you. There is no doubt in my mind. What could be a better hiding place after all? Who would look for Kadafi in a small town perched on the edge of the Kathmandu Valley? Only me